Dear Kitty in Heat,
Nobody around here wants to hear your fiendish cries in the night, especially this sleep-deprived mama! You should go back home, (and I know you have one because how else could a stray be so obese!?), and find a mate there. The pretty kitty's upstairs want nothing to do with you...isn't it obvious?
I promise that if you stand outside of my window even ONCE more, I will throw something cold, wet, and unpleasant on you just for THINKING about mewing. Take yourself, your vile kitty thoughts, and banshee sounds somewhere else, they are not welcome here anymore!!!!!
Sincerely,
The Extremely Annoyed Neighbor with the BB Gun
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