51 Things That Totally Gross Me Out!

(not necessarily in order of grossness)

1. probiscus monkey's...seriously have you seen one of those things!?  puke
2. people who share ice cream cones with their dogs
3. seeing a container full of chew spit
4. milk breath
5. touching raw meat
6. when you see someone smelling their hands as they exit the restroom
7. the term 'mucus plug'   *gag*
8. extreme back hair exposed by a tank top
9. the smell of egg salad as it leaches out from under a tupperware lid
10. placenta smoothies...not the taste, (I wouldn't know), the concept
11. old women who pluck their stray chin hairs in public
12. blond haired babies being called 'toe head' babies
13. long toenails
14. seeing wet hair in a drain
15. SUPER sloppy eaters
16. cats in heat
17. dogs in heat
18. biting into a big juicy breaded mushroom *blah*
19. sitting on a seemingly harmless toilet only to find that it has drips of someone else's urine
20. seeing a dog eat its own vomit
21. the centipede flavored prank jellybean that Israel gave me...I have nothing to compare it to....but it was NASTY!
22. warm seat cushions
23. hearing a full nose being blown at the table
24. neck beards
25. cracking open a double-yolked egg....eh, throw that thing away
26. men smacking their chic's butt
27. flip flops and socks
28. pugs (sorry pug lovers)
29. the sound of really dry skin rubbing on scratchy fabric
30. people who pick their kid's nose with no tissue
31. tapioca pudding
32. really muscly, veiny people
33. crack attack
34. seeing toddlers sucking on the handle of shopping carts....there have been traces of feces found on those things people!
35. finding a coarse, gross, stranger hair in your food
36. saying 'toot' or 'fluff'' in reference to passing gas
37. bottom diggers
38. while we're down there....speedos
39. dirty, unwashed facial hair
40. silverfish and giant centipedes
41. biting into an entire cherry tomato
42. witnessing nose picking
43. saliva that turns into a foam that then collects in the corners of someones mouth
44. the feeling of chalky hands
45. stepping in doggie poo
46. sharing anything dairy with someone else
47. the stench of gauged ears if one doesn't have in a natural plug...F O U L
48. I once saw a cat peel a dead, smashed frog off of the road and then (dry heave)...it ATE IT!  It looked and sounded disgusting (and I can't imagine it tasted good either)   *shivers*
49. snotty sneezes
50. rubber band saliva (the kind that stretches from the top to lower lip and never seems to break)
51. sharing gum or toothbrushes