There are word sequences that you never imagine uttering in life, let alone having an appropriate context for. Have some kids, and you will be amazed at what you find yourself saying. Here are some of my households unmentionables.....
'River keep that in your pants.'
'Israel....do not say medieval bad words.'
'Israel! Take those panty hose off.'
'Oh Ahmi,...don't suck on Israel's toes!'
'River, you cannot HANG from my hair....that hurts!'
'Kitties do not like to be spit on!'
'Gross...don't wipe your nose on my back.'
'We only go pee in the potty River...it is NOT okay to pretend you're peeing on Bubba.'
'Please quit licking each other!'
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